Monday, May 17, 2010

Practice

Last week, I was on the phone with a friend who has a toddler. For good reason, she often spells words she doesn't want her daughter repeating. Example from our conversation:

Friend: There was lots of drama.

Friend's baby in background: Drama! Drama!

Friend: It was total C-R-A-P.

Friend's baby: Want more water.

So, it works, you see. I've decided to practice this method of parenting, but since Scout is too young to repeat anything, I'm going to do it in a slightly different way. Example from a potential future conversation:

Friend: The guy was a total P-R-I-C-K.

Me: Yeah, that fucking sucks, R-I-G-H-T?

I think it will be good to get a head start on this.

10 comments:

Dan said...

"Friend" and "friend's baby" sound an awful lot like "wife" and "my baby."

Sarah said...

Don't worry DZ. She never has to spell when she's talking about you!

Jay Nicolosi said...

If you need to know anything more about "Practice," please check out this video of Allen Iverson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

Sarah said...

Ha! I ALMOST called this post "You talkin about PRACTICE?"

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ShilaL_Kappler said...

Well begun is half done. ............................................................

士銘士銘 said...

教育無他,愛與榜樣而已 ............................................................

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愛情不是慈善事業,不能隨便施捨。............................................................

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