I'm watching Half Nelson, which is a really good movie. I wanted to watch Borat, but Rob insisted that we watch this instead. This is fine in theory, except that he picked up the computer as soon as the movie started and then when he put it down it was only to go into the other room and start messing with various things. Now he's asking questions about what's going on in the movie and I'm pretending I can't hear him. Instead of answering, I think I'm going to throw a remote at him. We have three. I'm going to throw the heaviest one.