Me: Do you think Jack Handey is funny?
Rob: Jack Handey?
Me: Yeah. You know, Jack Handey.
Me: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Me: As the sky turned from a salmon to a flint gray, I thought about the salmon I had caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
Me: If I was being put to death by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say "Injection? I thought you said inspection." They'd probably feel pretty bad and maybe I could get out of it.
Me: You're getting less and less attracted to me, aren't you?
Rob: Oh, you can sense that?
Jack is TWO!
2 years ago