Monday, July 16, 2007

True Story

Me: Do you think Jack Handey is funny?

Rob: Jack Handey?

Me: Yeah. You know, Jack Handey.

Me: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Me: As the sky turned from a salmon to a flint gray, I thought about the salmon I had caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.

Me: If I was being put to death by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say "Injection? I thought you said inspection." They'd probably feel pretty bad and maybe I could get out of it.

Me: You're getting less and less attracted to me, aren't you?

Rob: Oh, you can sense that?

End Scene


Joe said...

What is WRONG with Goulding?

Daniel said...

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Daniel said...

Sorry, one more: If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Amanda said...

Rob, Rob, Rob. The next time Sarah starts in on you with this stuff, just smile and say: "Sorry, got these sacks."

Catherine said...

And you looked horrified when I asked if RG had a sense of humor!!! I don't know who Jack H. is and I laughed loud enough to bring Papa in here. Nana