Me: Do you think Jack Handey is funny?
Rob: Jack Handey?
Me: Yeah. You know, Jack Handey.
Me: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Me: As the sky turned from a salmon to a flint gray, I thought about the salmon I had caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
Me: If I was being put to death by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say "Injection? I thought you said inspection." They'd probably feel pretty bad and maybe I could get out of it.
Me: You're getting less and less attracted to me, aren't you?
Rob: Oh, you can sense that?
End Scene
Jack is TWO!
10 years ago
5 comments:
What is WRONG with Goulding?
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Sorry, one more: If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Rob, Rob, Rob. The next time Sarah starts in on you with this stuff, just smile and say: "Sorry, got these sacks."
And you looked horrified when I asked if RG had a sense of humor!!! I don't know who Jack H. is and I laughed loud enough to bring Papa in here. Nana
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