Karl Rove is stepping down from his position as Captain Dipshit at the White House. He says it's so he can spend more time with his family, but it's probably because Satan has come to claim the rest of his body and join it with his soul. Right after this photo was taken, Bush clutched Rove to his chest and said "Save a space for me, big boy. Somethin' real close to the fire." He then faced the crowd and said (and this part is true), "Karl Rove is movin' on down the road." What? This makes Rove sound like a traveling man of the people, just heading off into the great unknown for more rollicking adventures. Then they started singing some Poison song from 1988.