It's not like I didn't know this was coming, but I was thrilled to get my $600 check from the US Treasury today. Clearly they are unaware of the things I've been saying about them and their moms.
Sadly, I plan to be responsible (read: uncreative) with the money and use it towards paying off a credit card. But wait, now that I think about it, that's just like thumbing my nose* at the Fed and the Bush administration, right? I mean, this money is for the economic stimulus plan. I'm supposed to put it back into circulation by rushing out to get new pants or my 14th IPod.
But I can't be that easily fooled, government. I'll just get my credit card to a reasonable level and then I'll wander down to Soho. On my own terms.
*I know. Nose thumbing. Pretty extreme. I would bite my thumb at them, but it's not like I know them personally.
Jack is TWO!
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