In a clear attempt to be relevant in the 21st century, the Vatican has added seven more sins to their original deadly list. It’s great that there are all sorts of new ways that you can find yourself burning in hell. Here they are:
Abortion
Pedophelia
Being excessively wealthy
Carrying out morally debatable scientific experiments
Participating in genetic manipulation
Ruining the environment
Doing or dealing drugs
No word yet on whether Brad Pitt will be back for the sequel to Se7en, which is reportedly being called You Know What You Did Last Summer.
Jack is TWO!
10 years ago
3 comments:
Now that your money is back in your checking account, looks like you're in danger of violating #3.
Alas, there's no real danger of that happening. I am, however, in an office that does not recycle. This fact horrifies me daily, but now I apparently also need to repent for it.
Does alcohol count as a drug? That Vatican, so unspecific.
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